sick and tired of creams and products that don’t work?!
exercise not making your uneven skin look “normal”?!
tired of having to look at your cellulite in the mirror every day?!
I HAVE THE SOLUTION JUST FOR YOU!
1) observe cellulite
2) move your body as needed to make it as obvious as possible. this may require squeezing, flexing, stretching, bending, etc etc. make that lumpy skin show!
3) observe cellulite once more
4) learn to ACCEPT cellulite as a part of your body and thus a part of you as a person
5) grab that cellulite as shown in picture above and make peace with your imperfections, touch it as you would touch any other part of your body, familiarize yourself with your fat.
6) play with said cellulite by shaking it, squeezing it, jumping around, etc. enjoy your cellulite.
7) throw out skin creams for reducing the “look of cellulite” that don’t work, and be honest with yourself.
enjoy my fat thighs and fat ass folks.